Mf leaned his seat all the way back “to sleep”…

What about it?

…then proceeded to not sleep (and not shut up) for two fucking hours and counting. It’s not a great picture but I have zero room. My knees are literally pinched between his seat and mine. He’s 5’10 and I’m 6’6

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Google getting Eddie Murphy mixed up

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morning serum moon, evening serum sun

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More like Master-Farce!

What about it?

Bought a brand new house brand plier at Menards just to have the jaw crack off 10-minutes later twisting baling wire.

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Oh, so you want to change lanes?

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Don’t we all love a car that can park correctly?? 😍

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my careless stepdad who is notorious for breaking things while doing dishes chipped my favorite mug, which i can’t buy it anymore…

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I can't finnish half of my large 5€ caramel frappuchino, since these cardboard straws just break in use.

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"Discount"

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People who say this

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People misusing the word ‘apart’ when they mean to use ‘a part’.

What about it?

I’ve been seeing this a lot lately in posts and replies. I know it’s hard when translating directly from speech because they sound very similar but they are opposites.

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