Hey, bot! I've got something for you! Finally hit 100!
What about it?
I finally hit 100! I have to take a break for a while (twins on the way in September) but if we haven't popped yet I'll be back to buying! Fuck yeah, apes! I know this isn't shit to you, but it took me 2+ years and I didn't think I was going to make it when I got the news about the girls on the way. I'm ready for a whole bunch of life changes!