This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman, sir

It says no HomerS. We're allowed to have one.

Those White Flags are No Match for Our Muskets!

♪ When the fire starts to burn, there’s a lesson you must learn ♪ something, something, then you’ll see, you’ll avoid catastrophe ♪

Anyone know what episode this is from?

"I've been waiting 25 years for this moment." Favourite failed military intervention of the series?

And so most of America’s heat wave continues.

Lil Bandit

Describe your current mood in one Simpsons frame

No children have ever meddled with the Republican Party and lived to tell about it.

Trust me, throw the kids. No time for the baby.