Well, Seymour, because of your penny-pinching, we're coming back from a field trip with the fewest children yet.

What celebrity could you trick into signing a picture of someone that isn’t them?

Problem #36 with America: no metric system. What is this, the time of Charlemagne?!

The pie shall be cut in two. And each man shall receive…death. I’ll eat the pie.

The predict once again (barts a fish in this one)

What about it?

Idiot(s)

It's photosynthesis! Damn your feeble brain!

Spycrab enjoying a can of duff(not sponsored)

I wonder what makes it turn

What about it?

Season 5 episode 4

"Show-dair"

Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: Beat up Martin.

Anyone who thinks Homer is a terrible father needs to watch Lisa the Beauty Queen