"Show-dair"

Hey, Dolph, take a memo on your Newton: Beat up Martin.

Anyone who thinks Homer is a terrible father needs to watch Lisa the Beauty Queen

I love little Margie climbing up the stairs to the airplane to see her daddy the pilot

Oh my God - the dead have risen and they're voting Republican!

Ooh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane!

Season 10/Episode 1

This really goes beyond my training as a furniture salesman, sir

It says no HomerS. We're allowed to have one.

Those White Flags are No Match for Our Muskets!

♪ When the fire starts to burn, there’s a lesson you must learn ♪ something, something, then you’ll see, you’ll avoid catastrophe ♪