Well, it was a grueling two weeks, but you have your son back now.

I wish I could retire. Boy that would be sweet!

"Lisa It's your birthday, here's 5 brand new verses" "Who'd be better to take advice from than a man who wears one glove?"

Vegas odds for who shot Mr Burns (1995)

Well, Seymour, because of your penny-pinching, we're coming back from a field trip with the fewest children yet.

What celebrity could you trick into signing a picture of someone that isn’t them?

Problem #36 with America: no metric system. What is this, the time of Charlemagne?!

The pie shall be cut in two. And each man shall receive…death. I’ll eat the pie.

The predict once again (barts a fish in this one)

What about it?

Idiot(s)

It's photosynthesis! Damn your feeble brain!

Spycrab enjoying a can of duff(not sponsored)