Underwater View Below German River (Source: Johannes Holzer)

Drastic measures? Wtf was Jan 6?

Who says that?!

But the greatest threat we face as a nation is…*checks notes*…drag queens reading to children?

What about it?

Sorry, tell me more about your family values. /s

GQP: The party of “We love children. Like, we *REALLY* love children. A lot. Anyway come to church with us where it’s safe and there are definitely no pedos.”

MTG posts campaign ad with her and her AR in a humvee outside of a smoldering Capitol.

Making a hotel delivery, this is the next room over...

Good luck buddy!

IHOP Coffee for 99 cents 😂

What about it?

I asked the host how much the coffee was and they had to ask them manager 😂

That must be amazing

12 minutes. Has to be a record. Thank you for your service, Jorge.