Sick burn

The anti-tampering devices are getting out of hand

my 20th birfday cake

I'm filling out job applications for large corporations(this is Regions Bank) and these are actual skills they'll let you pick.

I mean, obviously!

This

An apology

My sons idea

I'm sure it does

"you eat 8 spiders every year"

It's never too late to follow your dreams 🌈✨