So this just happened

What about it?

Somebody just handed a tortoise in as lost and found. Having never had a tortoise I have no idea what to do with it. Any advice (unless they're cooking instructions. I know you lot 😄) gratefully accepted

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Never have I ever seen a log with sick tats!

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Found these today on my outings, would/have you tried any? 👀 (found in Budgens)

What about it?

New snacks/drinks found! 🤤

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Behold, the Mega Frazzle!

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The Boaty McBoatface of lochs

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I’m taking part in the local pub quiz. So far nobody get my team name!

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My girlfriends son broke her favourite mug, this exact Tayto mug she got in Ireland at the factory years ago. I can’t find a replacement anywhere - help?

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Morrisons bunting

What about it?

Seems like there's more bunting at my local Morrisons than at a gala day.

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Wetherspoons Bathroom Casting Couch.

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Our whole culture is a lie 😞

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Seven feels like seventeen

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