“You think I'm going to argue with a balding chick with a brick in her hand about whether she had a boy dick or a girl dick.. nah.”

What its like being a retarded hot girl

My anus is in painus

The perfect sentence for rural South Carolina

That’s a new one, but relatable

Kirby has no ankles because the Goddess Athena saw what became of Achilles...

A Goomba cosplaying as a streetwise Princess Diana

Total Karen Move.

“Everytime i make my cinnamon toast it reminds me of hiroshima victims”

Too Quite

"Goomba cosplaying as a streetwise Princess Diana"