"Elon Musk would flip into demon mode and rip people apart"

Uhhh

Grimace moment

Turdignasion

So you, what?....

Mad Dog lost his nipple fighting his children

“You think I'm going to argue with a balding chick with a brick in her hand about whether she had a boy dick or a girl dick.. nah.”

What its like being a retarded hot girl

My anus is in painus

The perfect sentence for rural South Carolina

That’s a new one, but relatable