Never thought I'd read this

thicc-ass, child-bearing 1996 computers

Like a pair of soggy Spaghetti strands

My mind took a shit

Jerma

"Jeezus fuckballs Christ-and-a-half on a goddamned stick"

Chesticles

DoorDashers’ experiences are wild

Potatoes are better than human blood

Not here to impress weak stomachs

Goth water