A long time ago this was my wallpaper. Does anyone have the original picture?

"Yuck. Meatloaf. My most hated of loafs." "*GASP!* That was the END PIECE!"

When your friends give you opportunities to meet your daily reference quota

No One’s Gay for MoleMan

We called that "The Stinger." They don't let you use that no more.

Who's thinking about killing her riiight now?

"It’s a miracle!" "No, Ultrasuede is a miracle. This is just good timing."

Thank God it's Wednesday

The perfect circles my robot vacuum makes around the rack feet

What about it?

There's an outer one, too, but I don't think it shows well in the picture.

Mount Taranaki, west-central North Island, New Zealand.

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Via @sinparardviajar on ig

Guy sitting on a chair