I don’t really understand the rules or what’s happening anymore but here’s a pretty goblonic ass

Trifling can use a torch as a dildo

What about it?

1 damage become 0 because fire resistance.

This is why session zero is important.(I hope this is NSFW enough for you Spez)

The Future That Reddit Admins Demand

He probably doesn't want bad dragons to peruse this subreddit.

Hear me! I arrive from NonCredibleDefense to deliver this message: We have heard of your plight and we are also combating the jannie horde! Let us show Spez where he can shove his "special reddit operation"!

The look says it all. Also I suck at making memes, but try to do my part.

When the DM ask for Noots but you heard Nudes.

A Cool Guide to the Ten Canonical Reciters of the Qur'an

Someone check up on that teacher please

Seems right