Peetah help, I don't play mein kraft

Peetah why am I seeing this cat everywhere, is it just supposed to be funny because of the cat? Is there a deeper significance of the cat? I need explanation as soon as possible because I need to get to my blood ritual seance, you understand, right peetah?

Petah, I’m not religious.

petah what's the joke here? is this a literal dog whistle? what does "never lose your bark" mean?

Peter I don't understand the Canadian part

Petah, what does this mean

What is funny about a kid getting run over by motorcycles? Did I miss the joke?

petah what does this mean

freefromwork

Hoping this is satire

living wage has long lost its meaning