It’s such a head game

The Eagles actually DID fly to Mordor but…

That was a nice ass One Ring, too. I miss that precious

What can you even do with ‘em?

When the Burden Counters on The One Ring are stacking up...

Oh so you are LOTR fan? Is that right?

Crying into my second breakfast

Only tha real ones know the OG ring bearer (tell 'em, Bingo)

The amazonian galadriel and her highly coveted hairs

What about it?

She wasn't just magnificently beautiful, she was built like a brick house aswell

Explain this

We’ve only got 24 hours together, step-bro, how do we spend it?