What’s that sound?

Musk’s greatest failure is allowing lizardman Zucc to replace him as the meme billionaire

Average day on Elon’s Twitter:

So what? I can poop in the dark anywhere.

Zuck’s Threads got Elmo & Twitter shook

HRW needs to get a grip it seems

It looks like Dems are Building Back Better

Elmo loves fashion, so his dead pigeon recommends a gem of a thread. For context, the only person I follow on Twitter is Elmo at the moment. Don’t get any ideas.

What about it?

Thanks Elon! How’s that teenager cosplay account looking?

Threads has over 30 million active users in less than 24 hours. At this point people might be signing up just to see how butthurt they can make Elno

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This guy is winning while Trump is losing. You love to see it.