Thanks, I hate bootleg Red and Matilda dressed up as Chanticleer and Goldie

Thanks, I hate Fossil F***ers

Thanks, I hate extra protein

Thanks, I hate skinnamon roll

Thanks, I hate the opposite of the Star Spangled Banner

Thanks, I hate this ad on the front page of Youtube.

Please tell me what’s wrong with this resume… have only had one fast food job.

almost cried

What about it?

12 top. absolutely hate party tables. by far my single biggest tip. super nice. it was this lady’s 95th birthday. the family took a picture of me with her. left an amazing note too. wishing this for everyone else

cute lil surprise dessert plate!

What about it?

had a family at my table who was celebrating their oldest daughter graduating from college with a computer science degree and getting her first job in cybersecurity! so i rang in some of the free little truffles we give for birthdays and stuff and made her this plate that says “congrats” in coding language or whatever (i don’t know code my bf told me how to write it lol) but she literally thought it was so cute and she was so surprised and loved it so much and it just made me so happy! so yea

I don’t know if this is hilarious or not lmao

FINALLY 🤌🤌