Good to know

"bUt tHaTs sOsHuLiSm"

This is not real fire.

Not sure if it counts but I thought it was funny and it made me facepalm.

No good deed goes unpunished.

The facepalm is him thinking its a facepalm

How my "best friend" decided to stop being friends with me.

What about it?

Idk if this tag works, but imma roll with it. For context, my(f15) "friend"(m16), let's call him Jon, is a strong christian. I, on the other hand, don't really care for religion. Before, this never really seemed to bother him, instead, it made him very debate-ful. A while ago, he stopped talking to me. I got worried and was low-key freaking out until he told me to check my messages. Long story short, it ended with me crying myself to sleep. We were friends for three years. I can't be the only one who sees this as a d!ck move, right?

Still doing better than you

You are good man Sir, but this is America.

Except we do it a little?

People aren't sure if they agree with math anymore.