Thanks for notice me

Symbol of element should be what? OMG?

I'd love to be a fly on Elon's wall right now

Zuckberg Zuckerberging Elon

hope

Probably the best meal those guys have had in a while...

Old toilet seat broke from wear & tear, so landlord replaced it with this….

What about it?

Already ordered a new one.

Trophy husband 🏆💅

No we don’t

This intentionally incomplete ceiling at my parents’ house.

What about it?

The original ceiling (+/- 65 years old) was sagging in that section, but my mom insists “no one we could hire would do the quality of work your father does, but also it’ll take far too long to do the entire ceiling so this is how we want it to look.” lmao WHAT

To all you idiots