Holy Hell. I've been doing that a lot and need a break. What should I do now?

Guys theres a new open world gamemode they added to chess. What do i do in this position btw?

<insert comment in Australian accent about what a pipi is>

the outcome of childhood neglect

How do I avoid mate in this position?

Outjerked once again

Got my first post banned in both r/ chessbeginners and r/ chess banned

What about it?

I one upped the last guy (Can we get this post banned too)

just got my first brilliant move

IS THAT A JOJO REFERENCE!?!?!?!

Guys what do I do in this position (I'm NOT French)

How is this not checkmate?