Was I the only beginner who thought the knight was an elephant?

Beating yourself while playing chess? Is this a new kink? Also, how did he know I was wearing a clown suit? Is he spying on me?

What about it?

He blocked me I think so I can't read the rest of the message. I wonder how much detail he gives about this strange kink. Marked as NSFW due to the sexual kink chat.

Added the petrosian copypasta to EVERY. White. square. Day 11 of top comment deciding what I add to this image

Is this theory?

Gottem

why I really play 15 minute games

My opponent started the game with a weird queen. What should I do next? I'm white dressing in an orange jumpsuit

I have no idea which one of you fucking idiots posted this meme but I hated it so much I had to fix it

why is this what pops up when you search "en passant" in the gif menu (real)

The Bongcloud Opening: Peace Treaty Variation (The kings and queens are negotiating about a peace treaty in the middle of the board)

Am I the only dumbass who thought this was an elephant?