My mom never cuts from the middle of anything

Why is this not checkmate?

Holy hell we are everywhere

Vote for the knight, and every day I'll cross off a random other piece until only the knight is left (but I have ADHD so I'll get bored after today)

I am the exorcist. Please stop calling me. I went on vacation.

What about it?

Seriously please stop what am I supposed to do with a zombie?

Am I the only dumbass who thought this was an elephant

Was I the only beginner who thought the knight was an elephant?

Beating yourself while playing chess? Is this a new kink? Also, how did he know I was wearing a clown suit? Is he spying on me?

What about it?

He blocked me I think so I can't read the rest of the message. I wonder how much detail he gives about this strange kink. Marked as NSFW due to the sexual kink chat.

Added the petrosian copypasta to EVERY. White. square. Day 11 of top comment deciding what I add to this image

Is this theory?

Gottem