Ok so this might be together most obvious explanation ever.

Summing up the 90’s

The name is definitely accurate

Subs were indeed taken.

These are the wrong colors for camouflage

Air filters do their job

Well, yes. What else would be under there?

Well, she was specific

I never thought about it like this lol

He hung himself, just not the way you expected him to

Well...it IS a bug