Asked for a a waffle cone

I bought a cheap paintbrush for a project. It’s made with “100% Pure Bristles”. How luxurious!

What about it?

Re Bristles

well, what can i say?

Taylormade Golf Balls Included..

What about it?

Sleeman Clear 2.0 summer promo case Noodle is made by taylormade, but I prefer the quality of the actual taylormade Golf balls..

May as well at this point

No body suspected that

That is, indeed, a facepalm

He's not talking, he's typing

That's some fivehead shit

Can't wait for the apples to grow!

Ok so this might be together most obvious explanation ever.