All those poor Africans infected with the French language, I feel bad for them

you can rent heated seats for only £15

What is on those cupcakes?

need to get lifted for this one

Someone added extra notes on their order…..

Not the singles I was expecting in my area, but the price is nice

I'm not a big drinker but, I'm curious.

You can get more than gas, at the Lucky Fart.

A true gentleman courtesy flushes anyway

I had a feeling that I was being watched and..

Don't Zuck Around