But my hip slipped, and...

Seriously-what’s wrong with this chick?

“Pregnancy pain is overrated and nothing compared to getting hit in the balls”

Horseman, Pazyryk felt artefact (carpet detail), 5th or 4th century BC. From the Pazyryk burial mounds, a series of Iron Age kurgans in the Altai Mountains, Siberia. [418x360]

The bronze helmet of the murmillo – type gladiator. The object dates to the 2nd century CE. The artefact is located in the Neues Museum in Berlin. [480x600]

Gold armlet and earrings. Bukit Larangan, Singapore, Majapahit Empire, 14th century AD [1386x1001]

Tianjing Pavilion, built in the middle of Lake Shi. Suzhou, China, Ming dynasty, 1612 [1080x1340]

Bread stamp from Tell Atrib carrying a figure of Dionysos-Sabazius. Possibly from 1st-3rd century AD. [1154x952]

Limestone relief of dromedary camel rider. Decorative element from facade of 10th c BC palace of Kapara, ruler of neo-Hittite city state of Guzana (present-day Tell Halaf, Syria). Walters Art Museum [1202x1799]

Tláloc ceramic pot, offering from Templo Mayor, Mexico City; 1440-1467. [783x900].

The Crossing Sweeper by Seymour Joseph Guy American, ca. 1860 [1956 x 2923][OS]