This is candlewax. I blew a candle too hard and got candlewax all over my PC. Yippie.

Crosspost from r/therewasanattempt. Cracking the nutcracker with...a nut.

It's gonna take more than reasoning and a few bananas to get your money back.

It brokey

I was trying to relax in my hot tub when a stray cat decided to use my head as a springboard (tw: blood)

Got egged on this morning

Local Sports Caught Fire Early Sunday Morning. 47 Years in business

Moving in summertime

Thing in the image sucks pretty bad. Switch to the Lemmy community.

Flight got rebooked- we were supposed to get in at 6 today with just a stop in Philly…

Interesting..