Smashed my finger in the door; any tips to make it go away?

Not sure my school understands the meaning of the word vegetarian

Poor elmo

A part of Highway 1 fell into the ocean, so a 45 mile drive turned into a 200 mile drive.

Jetsons AutoVac (Roomba 3.

Yes

What a romantic pose.

That’s an unfortunate lighting outage...

This is candlewax. I blew a candle too hard and got candlewax all over my PC. Yippie.

Crosspost from r/therewasanattempt. Cracking the nutcracker with...a nut.

It's gonna take more than reasoning and a few bananas to get your money back.