Glad I finally found one.

Translation: "Dude, I'm gonna gift you a plant so you can take it with you everywhere. So at least we will recover part of the oxygen that you waste."

I tried to land myself on r/rareinsults. I did, but not how I wanted.

He had it coming

Steal her Christmas decorations?

scum sucking nematode..

It’s not that bad

Cold War vibes

Protestantism vs Catholicism

It takes a while to get there, but it's worth the read

Roasting specialist in the house