"giant imaginary animatronic banana wielding drug dealer wolf vampire slenderman"

They drop so hard you can whoop their prolapsed tongue bulb..

Untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

"Cosmic analytics"

Rambling attempt at a complement

Poetry

"looks like a Mitsubishi L200 fucked a Toyota BZ4X"

Not that bad really.

Um…

What about it?

Once again, the Daily Mail being the Daily Mail.

“He may have threatened to eat a mother and her children but he was funny about it.”

I'm sorry, what???