"giant imaginary animatronic banana wielding drug dealer wolf vampire slenderman"

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They drop so hard you can whoop their prolapsed tongue bulb..

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Untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

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"Cosmic analytics"

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Rambling attempt at a complement

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Poetry

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"looks like a Mitsubishi L200 fucked a Toyota BZ4X"

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Not that bad really.

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Um…

What about it?

Once again, the Daily Mail being the Daily Mail.

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“He may have threatened to eat a mother and her children but he was funny about it.”

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I'm sorry, what???

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