Citizen of Golden, CO (home of Coors and about a dozen other breweries) was upset people drink beer in their town.

'cum hunting'

Honestly i don't even know

The human eye is a dodgy, bodgy collection of cruft.

“Sexy Rexy Trauma” this one’s for the empire records fans in the house lol

Dreaming about taking over the world while shitting at night

Stop Humpty Dumpty politics

Bard is the party member who will teach you how to kill god by example

early bird gets dialysis

I didnt expect to be mentally stripped naked like a chicken in this corner of wendys

Whimsical gender segregation