Why did Brittney Griner change her name to Craig?

White Buffalo or him? Who yo got?

Nate’s Awake

Wembanyama would die if he ate this.

Baby brother if Kai Sotto was the drunk driver

In basketball news, teams are left scrambling to figure out how to guard 7’1” Chet Holmgrem and 7’5” Victor Wembanyama as the rookies prepare to play in the upcoming NBA season. Hey, you know what would probably work? A large gust of wind.

Beeman, carrier of the queen

Thomas, Khorne's chosen one

Phyllis the Protector of the Printer

Cursed elevator, it sends you straight down to Satan

Monster venomgy, I’d drink that

What about it?

Stats: (Health - 545) (Powers: super strength, sharp teeth, monster energy boost, extremely durable, extra tentacles, no weakness to sonic sounds, stalks you, green eye stare) Boss theme: https://youtu.be/sjYkPrDiCMs Special ability: getting you cucked like Spider-Man with Paul Opening line: “this drink is so good I’ll make you drown in it!!!”