Today I saw Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning Part One (2023), but not the base version, in fact Paramount distributed in some cinemas of Lazio the rare Amsterdam edition of the movie, where it seems that you are watching the movie while you’re under a LSD trip, even if you’re completely sober

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Sarah Snook, an Australian actress plays the role of an American in Succession. This is because HBO was too lazy to actually find an American out of a 300 mill people to play an American character. Or maybe actually it doesn't fucking matter because actors are different than the characters they play

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In Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning (2023), we see Ving Rhames's character easily doing more than one thing at the same time successfully. Well then, I guess my wife should have married Ving freakin' Rhames instead of me!

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George Banks is the name of the father in Mary Poppins and Father of the Bride.

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For Frankenstein (1931), Boris Karloff spent hours having black and white paint applied to his entire body. Thankfully by Bride of Frankenstein (1935), this effect could be done in post

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Gonna watch Oppenheimer (2023) the way it was meant to be seen

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In mission impossible dead reckoning part 1 (2023), an AI ends up making a submarine implode. So it wasn't the fault of the CEO of oceangate that the titan submersible failed, it was chatGPT's fault all along.

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After the first Ken movie in 1994 starring Damian Chapa as Ken and Raul Julia and Jean Claude Van Damme as his friends or something, now in july 2023 we're getting a new Ken movie with Ryan Gosling. Can't wait to see more Ken adventures.

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I think that we are past the age where we can just get unoriginal shit and slightly rework it for more money. This includes random sequels.

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In Ghost Rider (2007), Nicholas Cage rebels against the devil for exactly the same reason as the last Ghost Rider, leaving the befuddled Prince of Darkness to ask why he keeps sending Ghost Riders to do that particular task

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In Wonka (2023), young Willy Wonka puts an Oompa Loompa in a glass jar, pulls his trousers down and..- OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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