Now, whatever could go wrong?

Almost got me

Christian no matter what

"Sorry kid, I protected you as a fetus and I'll protect you when you get rich, but in between, you're on your own" - GOP

Just kidding, religious people will never do something like that. oh, wait.

303 Creative LLC VS Elenis

Zelenksy during important NATO decisions

I'm guessing about $50k for a Supreme Court Justice.

He says it's because of "cancel culture," but what if....

120,000 members according to their bio, only 96,000 followers on Twitter. Seems legit

The sloth will rise again!