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What the fuck

I’ve had sex with men that was less gay than this tweet

Would you be fighting for your friend’s SEX TOY?!

😎 I did it boys

Love it when customers cancel there order 😈

Was walking into the restaurant and the order is cancelled- no pay.

What about it?

Got an easy order for Captain D’s. Walked into the first set of doors and I get this text saying that the order was cancelled and I wasn’t getting paid. Is this greediness new?? This is the first time in over 3,000+ Dashes that I’ve had an order cancel before I hit “arrived”.

I just made a delivery to the Holy Grail of all addresses

Do my best to avoid walking on people's grass, but today I forgot my hover boots

Any other Top Dasher’s suddenly unable to get on?

What about it?

Clicking on scheduling only shows cities an hour away too.

Sometimes it’s like chat support doesn’t READ what people are saying to them at all lol

What about it?

Bro said thanks for telling me they didn’t receive that order lol readddddd. And no he never understood what I was trying to say.