"a blind salamander attempting to do a backflip while hula hooping"

This is the most unhinged thing I’ve said

Housing Instable?

What about it?

Near Chicago

Shakespeare in afterlife and a blue hedgehog

Biblically accurate klingon

Harvest your booty meat and sell it to the Kardashians.

I mean, When do they hit rock bottom...

Nice

What about it?

Nice

Page Six regrets to report that a press dinner to boost Robert F. Kennedy Jr.’s presidential campaign descended into a foul bout of screaming and polemic farting Tuesday night.

"I debated an atheist science pastor yesterday."

What about it?

Found in the wild, no source.

what did that frog even do