My hookup this afternoon left this farewell package for me in the toilet before leaving my place. She did not want even wipe!

This is the “thank you” our ER got for the killer month we’ve had. One of the worst since COVID

my poptarts have a puny amount of frosting

outside of my hotel in little tokyo, los angeles 🙈

I've had a bid out for these shoes for over a year now

What about it?

I've had a bid of 200$ on these shoes for over a year. Out of nowhere, about a month ago someone puts a pair up for sale for 350$. Then they jacked the price up to 780$. Every day since, they keep lowering and raising the price by a few bucks spamming every person who has ever bid in hopes of starting a bidding war. I end up getting probably 20+ email alerts from them changing the price every day. I sincerely hate scalpers. I just wanna wear cool shoes.

4th times the charm…?

I should know better by now to get a Taco Bell quesadilla

What about it?

How do they manage to burn them every time? (Quesadilla on top)

self checkout kiosk asking for a tip

Seriously what did they think while printing this shit

My "friend" who used to do this shit like thirty minutes after new episodes would air.

no fortune in my cookie at panda express. just a blank slip of paper.