With temps ranging from 111° up to 117° over the next 5-7 days, this is the email my apartment complex sent out

My coworkers are too lazy to put the new roll on the TP holder. I have to do it every time.

How my little brother parks his bike

What about it?

When I’m tell him to put it to the right (there was 2 meters of free space there), he just tells me that he doesn’t care.

Well someone got a hold of my information and now on the hour, every hour, I'm getting really weird messages like these. Blocked 12 already but it's always from a different sender.

Somebody made a bloody booger wall in a brand new building.

What about it?

Found in a restroom on an engineering school campus. Paper towels and toilet paper dispensers are a meter away.

Service fee is more than the toll…

What about it?

Rented a car with a toll pass box in it.

This hotel shower with the controls on the outside so if you want to change temperature or turn it off, you have to step out getting water everywhere.

What about it?

(Please note that the doors opened out so you couldn’t even open one door to reach without stepping out and the shower head sprayed out the door when open)

Six years and I just noticed one of my doors isn't perfect in my apartment

What about it?

Its the door to my bedroom from the bathroom... so theres that.

my little brother broke our living room tv

What about it?

micky mause

The formatting on this poster..

Woodpecker