My underwire snapped randomly on my glasses on my way out of state.

Cracked it with my bare foot

Went into work fine just to come home chaffed.🥸

I redeemed a $30 Xbox gift card and it went into a different currency, even though it's USD too, and now I can't use my money. Microsoft basically took my money and ran /j.

time travel

Uhm

The Tenzin Maneuver

Premarital?!?!?!

When the ads line up with the story

I was just palling around with my uncle

The wisdom of elders