Should've just walked.

What's the cost of frozen time? A pound of flesh.

this will be a pretty judgmental day

Always the good one's

Why does this prosthetic ball and socket joint have a tail on it instead of a fake leg?

If the sun is a star, does that also make a sunfish a starfish?

How is this possible guys? Layed a human egg that hatched 4 years later?

It's so fucking windy where I live, but they STILL insist on putting these bastard wind farms everywhere. Do we really need more wind?

My twin sister was born an hour before me. Am I going to look like that bitch in one hour?

I’m told the U.S. Navy produces the highest quality semen. Is it because they use seal teams?

IF aliens exist, how can we possibly communicate with them? 🤔