Should've just walked.

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Always the good one's

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Why does this prosthetic ball and socket joint have a tail on it instead of a fake leg?

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If the sun is a star, does that also make a sunfish a starfish?

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How is this possible guys? Layed a human egg that hatched 4 years later?

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It's so fucking windy where I live, but they STILL insist on putting these bastard wind farms everywhere. Do we really need more wind?

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My twin sister was born an hour before me. Am I going to look like that bitch in one hour?

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I’m told the U.S. Navy produces the highest quality semen. Is it because they use seal teams?

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IF aliens exist, how can we possibly communicate with them? 🤔

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