I don’t have any awards, but here is John Oliver holding some award.

John Oliver said there might be coins left here..

John Oliver burnt my coins but says only give Platinums or Golds: more Premium = Less ad revenue

Pale Blue Dot - A Photograph of Earth Taken 6 Billlion Kilometers and Technically has John Oliver

I have no coins to offer, but John Oliver is searching for more

John Oliver is just an Otter in a suit with Glasses. Dont be fooled

John Oliver won Wimbledon!

John Oliver and I have a few (and I mean few) awards to give away! [<600 coins]

John Oliver is interrupting your normal Sunday programming with a major milestone

Let John Oliver eat your coins

John Oliver dabbing into other fields of work