John Oliver, otherwise known as Scrooge McFucking Duck, is giving away his treasure

Help me spend my 5,000 John Oliver bucks

I only have 100 coins, but John Oliver demands I give them away. Funniest comment gets it

John Oliver got given gold and now has 100 coins to spend! Thought you olives might want some

John Oliver says: “Whats up with the award posts lately”

John Oliver knows how to picket.

John Oliver is in debt

John Oliver just keeps giving people awards

Hello I'm John Oliver and I want to know why so many posts here are getting absurd amounts of awards

John Oliver didn’t give me any coins

John Oliver after coming 2h to late for every single award give-away post