What do I do in this position? (I’m black btw)

Mr fortnite

What about it?

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Is this the en peasant?

I have coins, but you aren't getting shit.

What do I do in this position? (I'm an idiot trying to look smart)

holy hell

What about it?

holy hell

What do I do in this position???

What about it?

Pls help guys!!!1! (I’m black BTW)

Rekt

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Petition to make this the new description for AnarchyChess.

What do I do in this position? (I’m white)

What about it?

I have heard Snickers Bar is the best opening?