Buddy ran away from the jerking grind

On a scale of realistic to guarantee button, what do we think of these predictions?

Hornets fans after a long day of convincing themselves that Brandon Miller isn’t retarded

Angered more 13 year olds than Karl Malone

Explain in NBA Terms

The Bug is Pozzed

Steph Curry winning his 11th ring

保罗·皮尔斯拉屎了裤子

The Frauden One bowing to The Xi God

Why doesn’t he have his gat? He’s nba’s biggest hero btw

But you guys told me it was the celtics