"I've never seen a brain freeze this bad"

I don't care if it's your brother, your sister, your daddy or mommy... turn them in. And Krusty will send you a free slide whistle like Sideshow Bob's!

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids... like the boogeyman, or Michael Jackson.

"Wouldn't you know, false alarm. It seems a single wayward crow flew into our warning system." "Well sir, your point about nuclear hysteria is well taken. This reporter promises to be more trusting and less vigilant in the future."

Everybody at the theatre next week.

Hey cat, get your own pants!

Now, we all know the 13 stripes are for good luck, but why does the American flag have precisely 47 stars?

28 years since Homer started to paint his car hole.

Formerly Chuck's

What about it?

📍Belton, MO

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

What about it?

One of the many classic Ralph quotes 🥲 Episode: Lisa on Ice - Series 6, episode 8

Ranking favorite Simpsons moments #3

What about it?

S1:E3: Homer's Odyssey This episode has gotten mixed reviews from critics and I can understand why as the ending fizzles out at the end and the voice acting and animation leave a lot to the imagination to fill in. However, this episode has always been one of my favorites and the above moment helps. It has Homer about to commit suicide from getting fired (if this happened today then current Homer would be labeled overdramatic), but once he sees his family in danger, he immediately changes course and saves them. The reason I enjoy this scene is that we see Homer at his weakest when it's not played off for laughs and yet he still retains enough semblance of life to save them from getting killed. This episode speaks perfectly to me as I've had very fucking shitty moments in life but I would never fail to help or save someone while putting my own needs first. I would help someone out unconditionally and put my mental stuff aside. That's why I enjoy this episode purely for this scene alone.