Dude looking for some specifics in a woman

This is the most neck beardiest thing I've seen in a while. The second picture is his, telling her she has a long way to go!!

I woke up and saw this on Facebook. I’m tired man. That is my comment.

I’m sure it’ll be a civil conversation

I don't know where my tooth is going but it's not right

Cut my extensor tendon at work

What dis?

Slipped during a hike this morning. Are elbows supposed to do this? (At urgent care)

I asked for no pickles

I wasn't watching where I left my propane hose. At least it wasn't connected to the tank.

We ordered corn dogs for 4 people, and they sent all the sauces in 1 cup.