Lion king @ Lyceum - anyone got any tips for getting the green seats (the stalls where cast walk among theatre goers) cheaper? The prices are for dec, yet £220 per seat is cheapest!

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I could take out a mortgage

Summer: the season for… shitting uncontrollably?

On the minus side ... . See my comment for more on the instructions.

Fact of the Day: Crawley’s version of Spider Man drives a 20 year old Toyota.

Training wheel down on the M6

Has anyone used one of these and *how* did it work!?

“Mam, look! They’ve got sick bags in the toilets!” What have you embarrassed your family with by not knowing its purpose?

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When I was little I had really bad travel sickness and one one of our rare family visits to a restaurant outside town I came back to the table clutching one of these, pleased that I had something to vomit my meal into on the drive home if I needed it. I promptly got bollocked, and no one would tell me why. It was years before I realised what these bags were actually for.

YouGov making me feel boring

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How many people actually went bungee jumping or visited that random place in Alaska I wonder.

Last year we bought an electric knife. Today was its first use, as soon as the noise started it reminded me of "The Rocky Horror Picture Show" and I felt sad for Meatloaf all over again.

Wasps have set up home in a birdhouse in my shed.

A full rainbow off the Yorkshire coast, amongst yesterday's storms.