What the hell Tesco? I want to buy a corgette, not take a botany quiz!

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I chose vegetables on the home screen and was hen greeted by this.

Yesterday I discovered this stained glass window of Ripon Cathedral and as it turns out Ripon cathedral’s remarkable crypt is the oldest part of any cathedral in England. This small chapel, hidden underground, was a key feature of the first church built here by Saint Wilfrid in 672.

Poor Henry has hit hard times!

“Hello Met Office? I’d like a word!”

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Anyone else having non stop torrential rain? I put this chap in the greenhouse to dry off!

Lion king @ Lyceum - anyone got any tips for getting the green seats (the stalls where cast walk among theatre goers) cheaper? The prices are for dec, yet £220 per seat is cheapest!

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I could take out a mortgage

Summer: the season for… shitting uncontrollably?

On the minus side ... . See my comment for more on the instructions.

Fact of the Day: Crawley’s version of Spider Man drives a 20 year old Toyota.

Training wheel down on the M6

Has anyone used one of these and *how* did it work!?

“Mam, look! They’ve got sick bags in the toilets!” What have you embarrassed your family with by not knowing its purpose?

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When I was little I had really bad travel sickness and one one of our rare family visits to a restaurant outside town I came back to the table clutching one of these, pleased that I had something to vomit my meal into on the drive home if I needed it. I promptly got bollocked, and no one would tell me why. It was years before I realised what these bags were actually for.