Help! What do I do in this position (I'm a pie)

Google chessagons

What do I do in this position (I’m a pedophile)

No time for fun and relaxation

Ayo what the barnacle Nickelodeon!

Redditors after hearing the changes to coins and awards

give toes

It’s been almost 5 years and it still hurts

Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?

Everybody gets an award

That's right!